{"product_id":"distractible-ship-of-theseus-shirt-sweater","title":"Distractible Ship Of Theseus Shirt Sweater Unisex T-shirt, Sweatshirt, Hoodie, Long Sleeve Tee","description":"\u003ch3\u003eBold Design, Soft Fabric – Your New Everyday Favorite\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eReal talk: life’s too short for boring clothes. This piece is DTG-printed on genuine Gildan® blanks – vivid colors, premium feel, zero compromises.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e📸 \u003cem\u003eThe photo features a T-Shirt, but you’re not limited to that! This design is available on \u003cstrong\u003eT-Shirt, Long Sleeve, Sweatshirt \u0026amp; Hoodie\u003c\/strong\u003e. Pick your style and we handle the rest.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eHere’s Why It’s Worth It\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e🎨 \u003cstrong\u003eStudio-Grade Print\u003c\/strong\u003e – Eco-friendly DTG ink that bonds permanently. No cracking, no flaking, period.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e🧵 \u003cstrong\u003eButtery Soft Fabric\u003c\/strong\u003e – Gildan® Ultra Cotton \u0026amp; Heavy Blend. OEKO-TEX certified – safe on your skin.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e👕 \u003cstrong\u003eComfort First, Always\u003c\/strong\u003e – Taped neck, reinforced shoulders, tear-away tag. Built for all-day wearability.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e🇺🇸 \u003cstrong\u003eResponsibly Made\u003c\/strong\u003e – US Cotton Trust Protocol. American cotton, sustainably sourced. Quality with a conscience.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003ch3\u003eFabric Breakdown\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eT-Shirt \u0026amp; Long Sleeve:\u003c\/strong\u003e Pure cotton (5.3–6 oz) – breathable comfort, durable construction.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCrewneck \u0026amp; Hoodie:\u003c\/strong\u003e 50\/50 blend at 8 oz – pill-resistant fleece with spandex ribbing.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cem\u003eSport Grey uses a 90\/10 cotton\/poly blend for its signature heathered tone.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003ch3\u003eFind Your Perfect Fit\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eUse the charts below to pick your ideal color and size:\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/threadnative.b-cdn.net\/sizechart\/ColorChart.jpg\" alt=\"Color Chart\" style=\"width:100%;height:auto;\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/threadnative.b-cdn.net\/sizechart\/sizechart4style.jpg\" alt=\"Size Chart\" style=\"width:100%;height:auto;\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003col\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePick your color from the chart above.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eChoose your size using the size guide.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAdd to cart – we’ll handle the rest!\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e\u003ch3\u003eShipping \u0026amp; Returns\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e✅ \u003cstrong\u003eProduction:\u003c\/strong\u003e 1–3 business days.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e📦 \u003cstrong\u003eUSA Standard:\u003c\/strong\u003e 3–7 business days.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e⚡ \u003cstrong\u003eUSA Rush:\u003c\/strong\u003e 3–5 business days.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e🌍 \u003cstrong\u003eInternational:\u003c\/strong\u003e 1–2 weeks.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003eAll items are \u003cstrong\u003ecustom printed after purchase\u003c\/strong\u003e. Please measure carefully and check the size guide. Returns for incorrect sizing are not accepted. Questions? Just message us – we’re happy to help!\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e🛒 Visit \u003cstrong\u003eShirtCultCo.com\u003c\/strong\u003e for more styles. Crafted with care, delivered with love.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"ShirtCultCo","offers":[{"title":"Unisex T-Shirt \/ Black \/ S","offer_id":48539760492783,"sku":null,"price":18.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex T-Shirt \/ Black \/ M","offer_id":48539760525551,"sku":null,"price":19.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex T-Shirt \/ Black \/ L","offer_id":48539760558319,"sku":null,"price":20.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex T-Shirt \/ Black \/ XL","offer_id":48539760591087,"sku":null,"price":21.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex T-Shirt \/ Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":48539760623855,"sku":null,"price":22.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex T-Shirt \/ Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":48539760656623,"sku":null,"price":23.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex T-Shirt \/ Black \/ 4XL","offer_id":48539760689391,"sku":null,"price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex T-Shirt \/ Dark Heather \/ S","offer_id":48539760722159,"sku":null,"price":18.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex T-Shirt \/ Dark Heather \/ M","offer_id":48539760754927,"sku":null,"price":19.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex T-Shirt \/ Dark Heather \/ L","offer_id":48539760787695,"sku":null,"price":20.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex T-Shirt \/ Dark Heather \/ XL","offer_id":48539760820463,"sku":null,"price":21.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex T-Shirt \/ Dark Heather \/ 2XL","offer_id":48539760853231,"sku":null,"price":22.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex T-Shirt \/ Dark Heather \/ 3XL","offer_id":48539760885999,"sku":null,"price":23.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex T-Shirt \/ Sport Grey \/ S","offer_id":48539760918767,"sku":null,"price":18.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex T-Shirt \/ Sport Grey \/ M","offer_id":48539760951535,"sku":null,"price":19.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex T-Shirt \/ Sport Grey \/ L","offer_id":48539760984303,"sku":null,"price":20.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex T-Shirt \/ Sport Grey \/ XL","offer_id":48539761017071,"sku":null,"price":21.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex T-Shirt \/ Sport Grey \/ 2XL","offer_id":48539761049839,"sku":null,"price":22.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex T-Shirt \/ Sport Grey \/ 3XL","offer_id":48539761082607,"sku":null,"price":23.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex T-Shirt \/ Sport Grey \/ 4XL","offer_id":48539761115375,"sku":null,"price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex T-Shirt \/ White \/ S","offer_id":48539761148143,"sku":null,"price":18.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex T-Shirt \/ White \/ M","offer_id":48539761180911,"sku":null,"price":19.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex T-Shirt \/ White \/ L","offer_id":48539761213679,"sku":null,"price":20.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex T-Shirt \/ White \/ XL","offer_id":48539761246447,"sku":null,"price":21.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex T-Shirt \/ White \/ 2XL","offer_id":48539761279215,"sku":null,"price":22.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex T-Shirt \/ White \/ 3XL","offer_id":48539761311983,"sku":null,"price":23.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex T-Shirt \/ White \/ 4XL","offer_id":48539761344751,"sku":null,"price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex T-Shirt \/ Sand \/ S","offer_id":48539761377519,"sku":null,"price":18.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex T-Shirt \/ Sand \/ M","offer_id":48539761410287,"sku":null,"price":19.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex T-Shirt \/ Sand \/ L","offer_id":48539761443055,"sku":null,"price":20.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex T-Shirt \/ Sand \/ XL","offer_id":48539761475823,"sku":null,"price":21.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex T-Shirt \/ Sand \/ 2XL","offer_id":48539761508591,"sku":null,"price":22.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex T-Shirt \/ Sand \/ 3XL","offer_id":48539761541359,"sku":null,"price":23.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex T-Shirt \/ Light Pink \/ S","offer_id":48539761574127,"sku":null,"price":18.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex T-Shirt \/ Light Pink \/ M","offer_id":48539761606895,"sku":null,"price":19.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex T-Shirt \/ Light Pink \/ L","offer_id":48539761639663,"sku":null,"price":20.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex T-Shirt \/ Light Pink \/ XL","offer_id":48539761672431,"sku":null,"price":21.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex T-Shirt \/ Light Pink \/ 2XL","offer_id":48539761705199,"sku":null,"price":22.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex T-Shirt \/ Light Pink \/ 3XL","offer_id":48539761737967,"sku":null,"price":23.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex T-Shirt \/ Light Blue \/ S","offer_id":48539761770735,"sku":null,"price":18.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex T-Shirt \/ Light Blue \/ M","offer_id":48539761803503,"sku":null,"price":19.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex T-Shirt \/ Light Blue \/ L","offer_id":48539761836271,"sku":null,"price":20.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex T-Shirt \/ Light Blue \/ XL","offer_id":48539761869039,"sku":null,"price":21.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex T-Shirt \/ Light Blue \/ 2XL","offer_id":48539761901807,"sku":null,"price":22.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex T-Shirt \/ Light Blue \/ 3XL","offer_id":48539761934575,"sku":null,"price":23.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex T-Shirt \/ Royal \/ S","offer_id":48539761967343,"sku":null,"price":18.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex T-Shirt \/ Royal \/ M","offer_id":48539762000111,"sku":null,"price":19.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex T-Shirt \/ Royal \/ L","offer_id":48539762032879,"sku":null,"price":20.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex T-Shirt \/ Royal \/ XL","offer_id":48539762065647,"sku":null,"price":21.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex T-Shirt \/ Royal \/ 2XL","offer_id":48539762098415,"sku":null,"price":22.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex T-Shirt \/ Royal \/ 3XL","offer_id":48539762131183,"sku":null,"price":23.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex T-Shirt \/ Navy \/ S","offer_id":48539762163951,"sku":null,"price":18.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex T-Shirt \/ Navy \/ M","offer_id":48539762196719,"sku":null,"price":19.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex T-Shirt \/ Navy \/ L","offer_id":48539762229487,"sku":null,"price":20.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex T-Shirt \/ Navy \/ XL","offer_id":48539762262255,"sku":null,"price":21.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex T-Shirt \/ Navy \/ 2XL","offer_id":48539762295023,"sku":null,"price":22.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex T-Shirt \/ Navy \/ 3XL","offer_id":48539762327791,"sku":null,"price":23.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex T-Shirt \/ Forest Green \/ S","offer_id":48539762360559,"sku":null,"price":18.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex T-Shirt \/ Forest Green \/ M","offer_id":48539762393327,"sku":null,"price":19.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex T-Shirt \/ Forest Green \/ L","offer_id":48539762426095,"sku":null,"price":20.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex T-Shirt \/ Forest Green \/ XL","offer_id":48539762458863,"sku":null,"price":21.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex T-Shirt \/ Forest Green \/ 2XL","offer_id":48539762491631,"sku":null,"price":22.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex T-Shirt \/ Forest Green \/ 3XL","offer_id":48539762524399,"sku":null,"price":23.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex T-Shirt \/ Pepper \/ S","offer_id":48539762557167,"sku":null,"price":22.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex T-Shirt \/ Pepper \/ M","offer_id":48539762589935,"sku":null,"price":23.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex T-Shirt \/ Pepper \/ L","offer_id":48539762622703,"sku":null,"price":24.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex T-Shirt \/ Pepper \/ XL","offer_id":48539762655471,"sku":null,"price":25.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex T-Shirt \/ Pepper \/ 2XL","offer_id":48539762688239,"sku":null,"price":26.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex T-Shirt \/ Pepper \/ 3XL","offer_id":48539762721007,"sku":null,"price":27.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Sweatshirt \/ Black \/ S","offer_id":48539762753775,"sku":null,"price":24.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Sweatshirt \/ Black \/ M","offer_id":48539762786543,"sku":null,"price":25.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Sweatshirt \/ Black \/ L","offer_id":48539762819311,"sku":null,"price":26.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Sweatshirt \/ Black \/ XL","offer_id":48539762852079,"sku":null,"price":27.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Sweatshirt \/ Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":48539762884847,"sku":null,"price":28.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Sweatshirt \/ Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":48539762917615,"sku":null,"price":29.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Sweatshirt \/ Black \/ 4XL","offer_id":48539762950383,"sku":null,"price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Sweatshirt \/ Dark Heather \/ S","offer_id":48539762983151,"sku":null,"price":24.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Sweatshirt \/ Dark Heather \/ M","offer_id":48539763015919,"sku":null,"price":25.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Sweatshirt \/ Dark Heather \/ L","offer_id":48539763048687,"sku":null,"price":26.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Sweatshirt \/ Dark Heather \/ XL","offer_id":48539763081455,"sku":null,"price":27.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Sweatshirt \/ Dark Heather \/ 2XL","offer_id":48539763114223,"sku":null,"price":28.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Sweatshirt \/ Dark Heather \/ 3XL","offer_id":48539763146991,"sku":null,"price":29.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Sweatshirt \/ Sport Grey \/ S","offer_id":48539763179759,"sku":null,"price":24.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Sweatshirt \/ Sport Grey \/ M","offer_id":48539763212527,"sku":null,"price":25.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Sweatshirt \/ Sport Grey \/ L","offer_id":48539763245295,"sku":null,"price":26.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Sweatshirt \/ Sport Grey \/ XL","offer_id":48539763278063,"sku":null,"price":27.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Sweatshirt \/ Sport Grey \/ 2XL","offer_id":48539763310831,"sku":null,"price":28.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Sweatshirt \/ Sport Grey \/ 3XL","offer_id":48539763343599,"sku":null,"price":29.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Sweatshirt \/ Sport Grey \/ 4XL","offer_id":48539763376367,"sku":null,"price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Sweatshirt \/ White \/ S","offer_id":48539763409135,"sku":null,"price":24.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Sweatshirt \/ White \/ M","offer_id":48539763441903,"sku":null,"price":25.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Sweatshirt \/ White \/ L","offer_id":48539763474671,"sku":null,"price":26.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Sweatshirt \/ White \/ XL","offer_id":48539763507439,"sku":null,"price":27.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Sweatshirt \/ White \/ 2XL","offer_id":48539763540207,"sku":null,"price":28.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Sweatshirt \/ White \/ 3XL","offer_id":48539763572975,"sku":null,"price":29.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Sweatshirt \/ White \/ 4XL","offer_id":48539763605743,"sku":null,"price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Sweatshirt \/ Sand \/ S","offer_id":48539763638511,"sku":null,"price":24.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Sweatshirt \/ Sand \/ M","offer_id":48539763671279,"sku":null,"price":25.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Sweatshirt \/ Sand \/ L","offer_id":48539763704047,"sku":null,"price":26.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Sweatshirt \/ Sand \/ XL","offer_id":48539763736815,"sku":null,"price":27.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Sweatshirt \/ Sand \/ 2XL","offer_id":48539763769583,"sku":null,"price":28.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Sweatshirt \/ Sand \/ 3XL","offer_id":48539763802351,"sku":null,"price":29.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Sweatshirt \/ Light Pink \/ S","offer_id":48539763835119,"sku":null,"price":24.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Sweatshirt \/ Light Pink \/ M","offer_id":48539763867887,"sku":null,"price":25.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Sweatshirt \/ Light Pink \/ L","offer_id":48539763900655,"sku":null,"price":26.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Sweatshirt \/ Light Pink \/ XL","offer_id":48539763933423,"sku":null,"price":27.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Sweatshirt \/ Light Pink \/ 2XL","offer_id":48539763966191,"sku":null,"price":28.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Sweatshirt \/ Light Pink \/ 3XL","offer_id":48539763998959,"sku":null,"price":29.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Sweatshirt \/ Light Blue \/ S","offer_id":48539764031727,"sku":null,"price":24.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Sweatshirt \/ Light Blue \/ M","offer_id":48539764064495,"sku":null,"price":25.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Sweatshirt \/ Light Blue \/ L","offer_id":48539764097263,"sku":null,"price":26.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Sweatshirt \/ Light Blue \/ XL","offer_id":48539764130031,"sku":null,"price":27.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Sweatshirt \/ Light Blue \/ 2XL","offer_id":48539764162799,"sku":null,"price":28.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Sweatshirt \/ Light Blue \/ 3XL","offer_id":48539764195567,"sku":null,"price":29.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Sweatshirt \/ Royal \/ S","offer_id":48539764228335,"sku":null,"price":24.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Sweatshirt \/ Royal \/ M","offer_id":48539764261103,"sku":null,"price":25.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Sweatshirt \/ Royal \/ L","offer_id":48539764293871,"sku":null,"price":26.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Sweatshirt \/ Royal \/ XL","offer_id":48539764326639,"sku":null,"price":27.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Sweatshirt \/ Royal \/ 2XL","offer_id":48539764359407,"sku":null,"price":28.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Sweatshirt \/ Royal \/ 3XL","offer_id":48539764392175,"sku":null,"price":29.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Sweatshirt \/ Navy \/ S","offer_id":48539764424943,"sku":null,"price":24.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Sweatshirt \/ Navy \/ M","offer_id":48539764457711,"sku":null,"price":25.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Sweatshirt \/ Navy \/ L","offer_id":48539764490479,"sku":null,"price":26.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Sweatshirt \/ Navy \/ XL","offer_id":48539764523247,"sku":null,"price":27.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Sweatshirt \/ Navy \/ 2XL","offer_id":48539764556015,"sku":null,"price":28.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Sweatshirt \/ Navy \/ 3XL","offer_id":48539764588783,"sku":null,"price":29.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Sweatshirt \/ Forest Green \/ S","offer_id":48539764621551,"sku":null,"price":24.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Sweatshirt \/ Forest Green \/ M","offer_id":48539764654319,"sku":null,"price":25.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Sweatshirt \/ Forest Green \/ L","offer_id":48539764687087,"sku":null,"price":26.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Sweatshirt \/ Forest Green \/ XL","offer_id":48539764719855,"sku":null,"price":27.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Sweatshirt \/ Forest Green \/ 2XL","offer_id":48539764752623,"sku":null,"price":28.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Sweatshirt \/ Forest Green \/ 3XL","offer_id":48539764785391,"sku":null,"price":29.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Hoodie \/ Black \/ S","offer_id":48539764818159,"sku":null,"price":28.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Hoodie \/ Black \/ M","offer_id":48539764850927,"sku":null,"price":29.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Hoodie \/ Black \/ L","offer_id":48539764883695,"sku":null,"price":30.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Hoodie \/ Black \/ XL","offer_id":48539764916463,"sku":null,"price":31.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Hoodie \/ Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":48539764949231,"sku":null,"price":32.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Hoodie \/ Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":48539764981999,"sku":null,"price":33.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Hoodie \/ Black \/ 4XL","offer_id":48539765014767,"sku":null,"price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Hoodie \/ Dark Heather \/ S","offer_id":48539765047535,"sku":null,"price":28.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Hoodie \/ Dark Heather \/ M","offer_id":48539765080303,"sku":null,"price":29.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Hoodie \/ Dark Heather \/ L","offer_id":48539765113071,"sku":null,"price":30.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Hoodie \/ Dark Heather \/ XL","offer_id":48539765145839,"sku":null,"price":31.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Hoodie \/ Dark Heather \/ 2XL","offer_id":48539765178607,"sku":null,"price":32.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Hoodie \/ Dark Heather \/ 3XL","offer_id":48539765211375,"sku":null,"price":33.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Hoodie \/ Sport Grey \/ S","offer_id":48539765244143,"sku":null,"price":28.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Hoodie \/ Sport Grey \/ M","offer_id":48539765276911,"sku":null,"price":29.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Hoodie \/ Sport Grey \/ L","offer_id":48539765309679,"sku":null,"price":30.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Hoodie \/ Sport Grey \/ XL","offer_id":48539765342447,"sku":null,"price":31.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Hoodie \/ Sport Grey \/ 2XL","offer_id":48539765375215,"sku":null,"price":32.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Hoodie \/ Sport Grey \/ 3XL","offer_id":48539765407983,"sku":null,"price":33.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Hoodie \/ Sport Grey \/ 4XL","offer_id":48539765440751,"sku":null,"price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Hoodie \/ White \/ S","offer_id":48539765473519,"sku":null,"price":28.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Hoodie \/ White \/ M","offer_id":48539765506287,"sku":null,"price":29.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Hoodie \/ White \/ L","offer_id":48539765539055,"sku":null,"price":30.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Hoodie \/ White \/ XL","offer_id":48539765571823,"sku":null,"price":31.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Hoodie \/ White \/ 2XL","offer_id":48539765604591,"sku":null,"price":32.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Hoodie \/ White \/ 3XL","offer_id":48539765637359,"sku":null,"price":33.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Hoodie \/ White \/ 4XL","offer_id":48539765670127,"sku":null,"price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Hoodie \/ Sand \/ S","offer_id":48539765702895,"sku":null,"price":28.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Hoodie \/ Sand \/ M","offer_id":48539765735663,"sku":null,"price":29.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Hoodie \/ Sand \/ L","offer_id":48539765768431,"sku":null,"price":30.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Hoodie \/ Sand \/ XL","offer_id":48539765801199,"sku":null,"price":31.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Hoodie \/ Sand \/ 2XL","offer_id":48539765833967,"sku":null,"price":32.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Hoodie \/ Sand \/ 3XL","offer_id":48539765866735,"sku":null,"price":33.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Hoodie \/ Light Pink \/ S","offer_id":48539765899503,"sku":null,"price":28.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Hoodie \/ Light Pink \/ M","offer_id":48539765932271,"sku":null,"price":29.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Hoodie \/ Light Pink \/ L","offer_id":48539765965039,"sku":null,"price":30.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Hoodie \/ Light Pink \/ XL","offer_id":48539765997807,"sku":null,"price":31.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Hoodie \/ Light Pink \/ 2XL","offer_id":48539766030575,"sku":null,"price":32.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Hoodie \/ Light Pink \/ 3XL","offer_id":48539766063343,"sku":null,"price":33.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Hoodie \/ Light Blue \/ S","offer_id":48539766096111,"sku":null,"price":28.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Hoodie \/ Light Blue \/ M","offer_id":48539766128879,"sku":null,"price":29.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Hoodie \/ Light Blue \/ L","offer_id":48539766161647,"sku":null,"price":30.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Hoodie \/ Light Blue \/ XL","offer_id":48539766194415,"sku":null,"price":31.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Hoodie \/ Light Blue \/ 2XL","offer_id":48539766227183,"sku":null,"price":32.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Hoodie \/ Light Blue \/ 3XL","offer_id":48539766259951,"sku":null,"price":33.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Hoodie \/ Royal \/ S","offer_id":48539766292719,"sku":null,"price":28.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Hoodie \/ Royal \/ M","offer_id":48539766325487,"sku":null,"price":29.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Hoodie \/ Royal \/ L","offer_id":48539766358255,"sku":null,"price":30.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Hoodie \/ Royal \/ XL","offer_id":48539766391023,"sku":null,"price":31.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Hoodie \/ Royal \/ 2XL","offer_id":48539766423791,"sku":null,"price":32.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Hoodie \/ Royal \/ 3XL","offer_id":48539766456559,"sku":null,"price":33.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Hoodie \/ Navy \/ S","offer_id":48539766489327,"sku":null,"price":28.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Hoodie \/ Navy \/ M","offer_id":48539766522095,"sku":null,"price":29.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Hoodie \/ Navy \/ L","offer_id":48539766554863,"sku":null,"price":30.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Hoodie \/ Navy \/ XL","offer_id":48539766587631,"sku":null,"price":31.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Hoodie \/ Navy \/ 2XL","offer_id":48539766620399,"sku":null,"price":32.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Hoodie \/ Navy \/ 3XL","offer_id":48539766653167,"sku":null,"price":33.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Hoodie \/ Forest Green \/ S","offer_id":48539766685935,"sku":null,"price":28.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Hoodie \/ Forest Green \/ M","offer_id":48539766718703,"sku":null,"price":29.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Hoodie \/ Forest Green \/ L","offer_id":48539766751471,"sku":null,"price":30.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Hoodie \/ Forest Green \/ XL","offer_id":48539766784239,"sku":null,"price":31.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Hoodie \/ Forest Green \/ 2XL","offer_id":48539766817007,"sku":null,"price":32.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Hoodie \/ Forest Green \/ 3XL","offer_id":48539766849775,"sku":null,"price":33.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Long Sleeve Tee \/ Black \/ S","offer_id":48539766882543,"sku":null,"price":22.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Long Sleeve Tee \/ Black \/ M","offer_id":48539766915311,"sku":null,"price":23.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Long Sleeve Tee \/ Black \/ L","offer_id":48539766948079,"sku":null,"price":24.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Long Sleeve Tee \/ Black \/ XL","offer_id":48539766980847,"sku":null,"price":25.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Long Sleeve Tee \/ Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":48539767013615,"sku":null,"price":26.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Long Sleeve Tee \/ Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":48539767046383,"sku":null,"price":27.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Long Sleeve Tee \/ Dark Heather \/ S","offer_id":48539767079151,"sku":null,"price":22.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Long Sleeve Tee \/ Dark Heather \/ M","offer_id":48539767111919,"sku":null,"price":23.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Long Sleeve Tee \/ Dark Heather \/ L","offer_id":48539767144687,"sku":null,"price":24.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Long Sleeve Tee \/ Dark Heather \/ XL","offer_id":48539767177455,"sku":null,"price":25.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Long Sleeve Tee \/ Dark Heather \/ 2XL","offer_id":48539767210223,"sku":null,"price":26.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Long Sleeve Tee \/ Dark Heather \/ 3XL","offer_id":48539767242991,"sku":null,"price":27.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Long Sleeve Tee \/ Sport Grey \/ S","offer_id":48539767275759,"sku":null,"price":22.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Long Sleeve Tee \/ Sport Grey \/ M","offer_id":48539767308527,"sku":null,"price":23.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Long Sleeve Tee \/ Sport Grey \/ L","offer_id":48539767341295,"sku":null,"price":24.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Long Sleeve Tee \/ Sport Grey \/ XL","offer_id":48539767374063,"sku":null,"price":25.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Long Sleeve Tee \/ Sport Grey \/ 2XL","offer_id":48539767406831,"sku":null,"price":26.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Long Sleeve Tee \/ Sport Grey \/ 3XL","offer_id":48539767439599,"sku":null,"price":27.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Long Sleeve Tee \/ White \/ S","offer_id":48539767472367,"sku":null,"price":22.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Long Sleeve Tee \/ White \/ M","offer_id":48539767505135,"sku":null,"price":23.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Long Sleeve Tee \/ White \/ L","offer_id":48539767537903,"sku":null,"price":24.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Long Sleeve Tee \/ White \/ XL","offer_id":48539767570671,"sku":null,"price":25.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Long Sleeve Tee \/ White \/ 2XL","offer_id":48539767603439,"sku":null,"price":26.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Long Sleeve Tee \/ White \/ 3XL","offer_id":48539767636207,"sku":null,"price":27.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Long Sleeve Tee \/ Light Pink \/ S","offer_id":48539767668975,"sku":null,"price":22.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Long Sleeve Tee \/ Light Pink \/ M","offer_id":48539767701743,"sku":null,"price":23.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Long Sleeve Tee \/ Light Pink \/ L","offer_id":48539767734511,"sku":null,"price":24.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Long Sleeve Tee \/ Light Pink \/ XL","offer_id":48539767767279,"sku":null,"price":25.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Long Sleeve Tee \/ Light Pink \/ 2XL","offer_id":48539767800047,"sku":null,"price":26.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Long Sleeve Tee \/ Light Pink \/ 3XL","offer_id":48539767832815,"sku":null,"price":27.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Long Sleeve Tee \/ Light Blue \/ S","offer_id":48539767865583,"sku":null,"price":22.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Long Sleeve Tee \/ Light Blue \/ M","offer_id":48539767898351,"sku":null,"price":23.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Long Sleeve Tee \/ Light Blue \/ L","offer_id":48539767931119,"sku":null,"price":24.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Long Sleeve Tee \/ Light Blue \/ XL","offer_id":48539767963887,"sku":null,"price":25.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Long Sleeve Tee \/ Light Blue \/ 2XL","offer_id":48539767996655,"sku":null,"price":26.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Long Sleeve Tee \/ Light Blue \/ 3XL","offer_id":48539768029423,"sku":null,"price":27.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Long Sleeve Tee \/ Royal \/ S","offer_id":48539768062191,"sku":null,"price":22.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Long Sleeve Tee \/ Royal \/ M","offer_id":48539768094959,"sku":null,"price":23.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Long Sleeve Tee \/ Royal \/ L","offer_id":48539768127727,"sku":null,"price":24.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Long Sleeve Tee \/ Royal \/ XL","offer_id":48539768160495,"sku":null,"price":25.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Long Sleeve Tee \/ Royal \/ 2XL","offer_id":48539768193263,"sku":null,"price":26.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Long Sleeve Tee \/ Royal \/ 3XL","offer_id":48539768226031,"sku":null,"price":27.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Long Sleeve Tee \/ Navy \/ S","offer_id":48539768258799,"sku":null,"price":22.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Long Sleeve Tee \/ Navy \/ M","offer_id":48539768291567,"sku":null,"price":23.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Long Sleeve Tee \/ Navy \/ L","offer_id":48539768324335,"sku":null,"price":24.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Long Sleeve Tee \/ Navy \/ XL","offer_id":48539768357103,"sku":null,"price":25.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Long Sleeve Tee \/ Navy \/ 2XL","offer_id":48539768389871,"sku":null,"price":26.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Long Sleeve Tee \/ Navy \/ 3XL","offer_id":48539768422639,"sku":null,"price":27.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Long Sleeve Tee \/ Forest Green \/ S","offer_id":48539768455407,"sku":null,"price":22.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Long Sleeve Tee \/ Forest Green \/ M","offer_id":48539768488175,"sku":null,"price":23.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Long Sleeve Tee \/ Forest Green \/ L","offer_id":48539768520943,"sku":null,"price":24.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Long Sleeve Tee \/ Forest Green \/ XL","offer_id":48539768553711,"sku":null,"price":25.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Long Sleeve Tee \/ Forest Green \/ 2XL","offer_id":48539768586479,"sku":null,"price":26.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex Long Sleeve Tee \/ Forest Green \/ 3XL","offer_id":48539768619247,"sku":null,"price":27.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0806\/6433\/0479\/files\/Distractible-ship-of-theseus-Shirt-Sweater.jpg?v=1775964713","url":"https:\/\/shirtcultco.com\/products\/distractible-ship-of-theseus-shirt-sweater","provider":"Shirt Cult Co","version":"1.0","type":"link"}