Original Sloth I Never Wish Death Upon Anyone Who Wrongs Me Unisex T-shirt, Sweatshirt, Hoodie, Long Sleeve Tee
Unique Graphic Wear โ DTG Printed on Gildanยฎ Blanks
Warning: once you feel this fabric, your other tees are getting benched. Gildanยฎ Ultra Cotton meets studio-quality DTG printing. Comfort and color that actually last.
๐ธ What you see is a T-Shirt mockup, but donโt stop there โ this design comes in 4 different styles: T-Shirt, Long Sleeve, Crewneck Sweatshirt & Hoodie. Choose your favorite and weโll make it just for you.
The Good Stuff
- ๐จ Zero Compromise โ Vivid, detailed DTG print. Throw it in the wash โ the design isnโt going anywhere.
- ๐งต Comfort-Level: 10/10 โ Gildanยฎ blanks with OEKO-TEX certified dyes. Soft on skin, gentle on the planet.
- ๐ Your New Daily Driver โ Relaxed classic fit with reinforced seams. Tear-away tag = no more neck itch.
- ๐บ๐ธ From American Farms โ US Cotton Trust Protocol certified. The good stuff, sourced the right way.
Fabric & Construction
- Tees & Long Sleeves: 5.3โ6 oz, 100% US cotton โ light enough for summer, layerable for fall.
- Crewneck & Hoodie: 50/50 blend at 8 oz โ pill-resistant fleece with spandex ribbing.
- Sport Grey is 90/10 cotton/poly for a heathered look.
Find Your Perfect Fit
Browse colors and sizes to find your perfect match:


- Review the color & size charts.
- Select your preferred options.
- Place your order โ easy as 1-2-3.
When Will It Arrive?
- โ Crafted in: 1โ3 business days.
- ๐ฆ Standard US: 3โ7 business days.
- โก Express US: 3โ5 business days.
- ๐ International: 7โ14 business days.
All items are custom printed after purchase. Please measure carefully and check the size guide. Returns for incorrect sizing are not accepted. Questions? Just message us โ weโre happy to help!
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