My Patronus Is A Sloth Women's Signature Tee

My Patronus Is A Sloth Women's Signature Tee Unisex T-shirt, Sweatshirt, Hoodie, Long Sleeve Tee

Unisex T-Shirt / Black / S
$24.94
Sale price  $24.94 Regular price  $32.94
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My Patronus Is A Sloth Women's Signature Tee

My Patronus Is A Sloth Women's Signature Tee Unisex T-shirt, Sweatshirt, Hoodie, Long Sleeve Tee

$24.94
Sale price  $24.94 Regular price  $32.94
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Exclusive Design โ€” Premium Print on Gildanยฎ Cotton

Imagine scrolling past this and NOT getting it. Yeah, we canโ€™t either. Soft Gildanยฎ cotton, studio-quality print, and a fit that just works. Youโ€™re welcome.

๐Ÿ“ธ The image shows a T-Shirt preview, but this design is ready on T-Shirt, Long Sleeve, Sweatshirt & Hoodie. Select your variant and weโ€™ll craft it to order.

What Makes It Hit Different

  • ๐ŸŽจ No Cheap Print Here โ€” We donโ€™t do vinyl or heat press. Pure DTG โ€” ink in the fabric, color that lasts.
  • ๐Ÿงต Premium Feel โ€” Genuine Gildanยฎ blanks. Ultra Cotton for tees, Heavy Blend for hoodies. Youโ€™ll feel the difference.
  • ๐Ÿ‘• Designed for Real Life โ€” Classic silhouette, taped shoulders, itch-free tear-away label. Wear it anywhere.
  • ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Trust the Source โ€” Made with US Cotton Trust Protocol cotton. Premium from seed to stitch.

Fabric Specs

  • T-Shirt & Long Sleeve: 100% US cotton, 5.3โ€“6 oz โ€” soft, breathable, classic fit.
  • Sweatshirt & Hoodie: 8 oz, 50/50 cotton/poly blend โ€” cozy, durable, resists pilling.
  • Fabric note โ€” Sport Grey (90/10 cotton/poly) has a slight poly blend for that classic heather finish.

Size & Color Options

Use the charts below to pick your ideal color and size:

Available Colors

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White
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Black
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Sand
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Sport Grey
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Navy
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Light Pink
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Royal
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Pepper
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Dark Heather
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Forest Green
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Light Blue
Gildan 5000 โ€” Unisex T-Shirt
Size Length Bust
S 28 in (71.1 cm) 36 in (91.4 cm)
M 29 in (73.7 cm) 40 in (101.6 cm)
L 30 in (76.2 cm) 44 in (111.8 cm)
XL 31 in (78.7 cm) 48 in (121.9 cm)
2XL 32 in (81.3 cm) 52 in (132.1 cm)
3XL 33 in (83.8 cm) 56 in (142.2 cm)
4XL 34 in (86.4 cm) 60 in (152.4 cm)
Gildan 18000 โ€” Unisex Sweatshirt
Size Length Bust Sleeve
S 27 in (68.6 cm) 40 in (101.6 cm) 33.5 in (85.09 cm)
M 28 in (71.1 cm) 44 in (111.8 cm) 34.5 in (87.63 cm)
L 29 in (73.7 cm) 48 in (121.9 cm) 35.5 in (90.17 cm)
XL 30 in (76.2 cm) 52 in (132.1 cm) 36.5 in (92.71 cm)
2XL 31 in (78.7 cm) 56 in (142.2 cm) 37.5 in (95.25 cm)
3XL 32 in (81.3 cm) 60 in (152.4 cm) 38.5 in (97.79 cm)
4XL 33 in (83.8 cm) 64 in (162.6 cm) 39.5 in (100.33 cm)
Gildan 18500 โ€” Unisex Hoodie
Size Length Bust
S 27 in (68.6 cm) 40 in (101.6 cm)
M 28 in (71.1 cm) 44 in (111.8 cm)
L 29 in (73.7 cm) 48 in (121.9 cm)
XL 30 in (76.2 cm) 52 in (132.1 cm)
2XL 31 in (78.7 cm) 56 in (142.2 cm)
3XL 32 in (81.3 cm) 60 in (152.4 cm)
4XL 33 in (83.8 cm) 64 in (162.6 cm)
Gildan 2400 โ€” Unisex Long Sleeve Tee
Size Length Bust Sleeve
S 27.95 in (71 cm) 36.22 in (92 cm) 33.46 in (85 cm)
M 29.13 in (74 cm) 40.16 in (102 cm) 35.04 in (89 cm)
L 29.92 in (76 cm) 44.09 in (112 cm) 36.61 in (93 cm)
XL 31.1 in (79 cm) 48.03 in (122 cm) 38.19 in (97 cm)
2XL 31.89 in (81 cm) 51.97 in (132 cm) 39.37 in (100 cm)
3XL 33.07 in (84 cm) 55.91 in (142 cm) 39.37 in (100 cm)
4XL 33.86 in (86 cm) 59.84 in (152 cm) 38.98 in (99 cm)

Tap a style above to view its chart. Measured laid flat.

  1. Find your color in the chart above.
  2. Match your measurements to the size guide.
  3. Add to cart and check out securely.

Delivery Info

  • โœ… Crafted in: 1โ€“3 business days.
  • ๐Ÿ“ฆ Standard US: 3โ€“7 business days.
  • โšก Express US: 3โ€“5 business days.
  • ๐ŸŒ International: 7โ€“14 business days.

Your order is freshly printed just for you. Make sure to check the size chart before ordering. Size exchanges arenโ€™t possible for made-to-order items, but weโ€™re here if you need anything.

๐Ÿ›’ See our full range at shirtcultco.com. Premium quality, every single time.

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