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Official Chicken Why Do Men Fart More Often Than Women Because Women Dont Close Their Unisex T-shirt, Sweatshirt, Hoodie, Long Sleeve Tee
$18.94
Sale price
$18.94
Regular price
$26.94
Exclusive Design โ Premium Print on Gildanยฎ Cotton
First impression? Fire. Tenth wash? Still fire. Printed directly on Gildanยฎ cotton with pro-grade DTG ink that bonds to the fiber. No cracking, ever.
๐ธ Seeing a T-Shirt? Thatโs just the preview! This exact design is also available on Long Sleeve, Sweatshirt & Hoodie. Just choose your style โ we print and ship it your way.
Why This Stands Out
- ๐จ Looks Fresh, Stays Fresh โ High-res DTG printing captures every detail. Machine-wash friendly.
- ๐งต Premium Feel โ Genuine Gildanยฎ blanks. Ultra Cotton for tees, Heavy Blend for hoodies. Youโll feel the difference.
- ๐ Designed for Real Life โ Classic silhouette, taped shoulders, itch-free tear-away label. Wear it anywhere.
- ๐บ๐ธ Responsibly Made โ US Cotton Trust Protocol. American cotton, sustainably sourced. Quality with a conscience.
Materials & Specs
- T-Shirt & Long Sleeve: 100% cotton (5.3โ6 oz) โ lightweight, breathable.
- Crewneck & Hoodie: 50/50 blend at 8 oz โ pill-resistant fleece with spandex ribbing.
- Sport Grey is 90/10 cotton/poly for a heathered look.
Color & Size Guide
Use the charts below to pick your ideal color and size:


- Browse colors and compare with the chart.
- Use the size guide for the best fit.
- Add to cart and youโre all set!
When Will It Arrive?
- โ Crafted in: 1โ3 business days.
- ๐ฆ Standard US: 3โ7 business days.
- โก Express US: 3โ5 business days.
- ๐ International: 7โ14 business days.
All products are made to order. Please double-check your size before purchasing. No returns or exchanges for incorrect size selections. If there are any issues, feel free to message us for assistance.
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