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We Are The Sons Of The Hogs You Couldnt Crank 0 Tshirts Sweater Unisex T-shirt, Sweatshirt, Hoodie, Long Sleeve Tee
$18.94
Sale price
$18.94
Regular price
$26.94
Made-to-Order Graphic Apparel โ Bold & Comfortable
First impression? Fire. Tenth wash? Still fire. Printed directly on Gildanยฎ cotton with pro-grade DTG ink that bonds to the fiber. No cracking, ever.
๐ธ Mockup is a tee โ but weโve got you covered. This design ships on 4 styles: T-Shirt, Long Sleeve, Crewneck & Hoodie. Your call, your style, made just for you.
What Makes It Hit Different
- ๐จ Fade-Proof Color โ Direct-to-garment printing means your design stays as bold as the day it arrived.
- ๐งต Buttery Soft Fabric โ Gildanยฎ Ultra Cotton & Heavy Blend. OEKO-TEX certified โ safe on your skin.
- ๐ Fits Like It Should โ Classic cut, taped neck & shoulders, tear-away label. Nothing scratchy, nothing awkward.
- ๐บ๐ธ US Cotton, Real Quality โ Proud member of the US Cotton Trust Protocol. Feel good about what you wear.
Materials & Specs
- T-Shirt & Long Sleeve: 100% US cotton, 5.3โ6 oz โ soft, breathable, classic fit.
- Heavy Blend Fleece: 8 oz, 50/50 cotton/polyester โ cozy warmth with pill-resistant durability.
- Sport Grey is 90/10 cotton/poly for a heathered look.
Color & Size Guide
Use the charts below to pick your ideal color and size:


- Find your color in the chart above.
- Match your measurements to the size guide.
- Add to cart and check out securely.
Delivery & Handling
- โ Production Time: 1โ3 business days.
- ๐ฆ US Delivery: 3โ7 business days.
- โก US Rush Option: 3โ5 business days.
- ๐ Rest of World: 1โ2 weeks.
This is a made-to-order product. Please confirm your size with the chart above. We donโt offer exchanges for wrong sizes, but our team is happy to assist with any concerns.
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